HISTORY, FUCK YEAH?
While maintaining a strict adherence to historical accuracy, each book in the HISTORY, F*CK YEAH series reads like a story—complete with splashes of humorous dialogue and modern quips of sarcasm.
King Charles V of Spain has sent Pánfilo Narváez to arrest Hérnan Cortés for conquestin’ the Aztecs without the proper paperwork. Things don’t go according to plan…
From their hiding places on the outskirts of town, Cortés and his men watched as Narváez put on his nightie and gave his men some sleep masks and melatonin tablets. Just after they’d all dozed off, the turncoats inside gave the signal and Cortés and his army entered the town and proceeded to turn Narváez’s butthole inside out. Those who hadn’t joined Cortés were being struck down not only by their enemies but…